so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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