2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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