Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
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Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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