Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
You've changed since you got that strap on
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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