Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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