No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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