Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Randomize
