youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Randomize
