i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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