Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
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The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
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Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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