Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
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Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
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She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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