Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
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We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
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No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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