she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Randomize
