So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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