I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
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