Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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