at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
the room spins SO much faster in panama
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and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
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I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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