You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Randomize
