who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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