doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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