How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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