I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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