He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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