My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
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Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
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Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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