It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
My balls are so social today.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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