he shaved USA in his pubs
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
All the doctor said was why
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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