Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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