We're facebook friends in real life
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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