I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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