They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
where are my eyebrows?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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