The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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