Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
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I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
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Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
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