he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Ladies don't puke and tell
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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