Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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