Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
NoShamevember. You game?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
