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i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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