The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
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Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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