Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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