his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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