It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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