shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
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I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
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Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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