i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I think people are normalizing furries
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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