My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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