it was like his penis was on wheels.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Best friends brother. Beat that.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
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