turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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