She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
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My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
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He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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