brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
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What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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