i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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