God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Randomize
