So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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