Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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