I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
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YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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