i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
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Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
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God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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