So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
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So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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