a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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