If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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